Ms. ArmoredThirteen

You’re not my real mom, you can’t stop me from crying every morning and most evenings even if it is the weekend!

US checking in, of the 5 or 6 therapists I’ve had and the similar number my ex spouse has had, I think only one charged before a session. There’s a couple I’m not sure on because it was covered entirely by insurance and we were never directly billed so can’t say the timing

Thank you :3

He’s part Maine coon so always been on the big side and he has a ridiculously fluffy coat making him look even bigger. Didn’t really look overweight at about 19-20 pounds so I kinda lost track (been dealing with a lot could barely take care of myself even), he got to 22 though and I was noticing issues. Vet said healthy weight for him is 17 and last I checked he was at 18 so almost there!

According to my cat the real abuse is the diet I put him on. He’s almost at a healthy weight though just one more pound to go!

I go bouldering and do a lot of dynos, so I regularly jump. Last time was special though it was yesterday when I was at amateur wrestling for the first time as the Shrieking Spud

Yeah my ex spouse would rather drive 5min then spend 15min finding parking every day for work than do the 15 minute walk. Then every day complain about parking and get instantly defensive if I brought up walking instead. This was a thing with going out too I’d want to walk and they’d want to drive. I’d get there first because of time spent finding parking. Half the time they’d walk just as far as I did anyway because parking in the area completely sucked

Pair that with leave no dwarf behind and it implies if you don’t rock and stone you’re not a dwarf

Good prep can prevent both those things but yeah it’s a whole event. I’ve never been particularly into it but I’ve had partners that love it. Just another way to get it on with someone

I got married while it was still cool but I’m getting a divorce now to be fashionable again

Honestly I’d probably just give up on technology entirely. Become a hermit carpenter or something

Out of curiosity about how old are you? Back in my day sometimes saving just didn’t work which is where I built up the habit of saving a couple times. For really important saves using two slots was best just in case one spontaneously corrupted as well

I currently work for a company that does contractual support for some meta products. I’ll be doing my part to slow work there until I move