Cortana is amazing, the new Siri is smarter than ever, Google Gem—
Yadda yadda yadda, they’re all been promising these amazing personal assistants for years and they all sucked, now they’re promising they’ll finally stop sucking and surprise! Still haven’t.
We know your next Assistant is gonna be dumb as rocks too, come up with a more interesting lie at this point…
I’m so screwed when my current rig dies…
This one time he truly was. April Fools came kicking ass this year…
I have detected bloat, you YAML merchant you! Reject complexity! Return to native packages!
Lmao
Think this is useless? It gets worse!
The new screenshot feature for Google Maps doesn’t appear to detect locations based on image recognition, instead requiring visible text
They must’ve told the new intern “Put AI in Google Maps. You have 3 days.”
I almost feel bad for the poor sap.
To be fair, your issue seems more to be software based than hardware.
I should warn you that even if you do get a x86 laptop, Photoshop is rather janky under Wine and Roblox could find a way to kill the Vinegar client in the future.
I’d recommend you borrow a friend’s machine and give it a spin, you might unfortunately not be off the dual-booting hook just yet…
The fingerprint thing as Pixel issue. Multiple models had unreliable scanners.
I’m sure that if it was that simple people would be doing it already…
If you’re wondering if it’s really that bad, have this quote:
GNOME sysadmin, Bart Piotrowski, kindly shared some numbers to let people fully understand the scope of the problem. According to him, in around two hours and a half they received 81k total requests, and out of those only 3% passed Anubi’s proof of work, hinting at 97% of the traffic being bots
And this is just one quote. The article is full of quotes of people all over reporting they can’t focus on their work because either the infra they rely on is constantly down, or because they’re the ones fighting to keep it functional.
This shit is unsustainable. Fuck all of these AI companies.
Then somebody goes and Mario Bro’s this motherfucker and out come the bootlickers going “oh but he didn’t deserve it!!!” 🤬
I dunno, although pirating Minecraft is rather easy, I’d be a bit wary of deleting an account you spent money on like this. Doubly so if you used Hotmail.
Nothing worse than finding you need access to an old account, then realizing it’s registered to an old email address you deleted. Headache!
If I was you I’d delete all the data you can from the account, set a new very strong password, enable 2FA and leave it dormant. Never know when you might need it again ya know?
OK but Take Two is greedy as all hell. Their previous launches taught them that gamers are willing to double-dip so why would they pass up on the opportunity to earn twice?
100 bucks for a game, lmao.
Surprised they didn’t skip the middle man and made it subscription only already
Duck.ai is so good, I don’t bother with anything else
Their ties to Crypto/NFT bullhsit were enough to ensure I’ll never touch anything even remotely related to them
Most disrespectful gen launch so far
Ryan Cohen is a chud???
Nooo wayy broooo who could have seen this coming???
Their response from the second Reddit post:
When you sent spam from your service in May of 2023, we asked you not to make us regret giving you a second chance. […]
When you sent more spam on February 24 of 2024, we considered both interactions in our decision to terminate your account. […]
Don’t take my word for it, you already made the logs public so here’s the spam you sent from our service:
Unironically the best advertising possible for their service. If they’re being rude to those who deserve it, let it bang!
You are not. I’m still sad Croteam dropped the Serious Sam engine for Unreal on Talos 2