Triumph

It’s apparently impossible to say “Linux good” without also saying “Windows bad”.

Considering that I’ve seen conflation of revenue and profit from actual journalists, I stand by my previous statement.

“Makes”.

The headline is misleading, it was worth mentioning.

Revenue. Revenue is not profit.

It’s a start.

Full disclosure: I totally worried about that.

Our low end construction grade oven was just like this one. When we finally had to replace it … same thing.

Nah, that’s not Samsung, that’s generic GE/Whirlpool/whatever.

Oven.

That is even more likely. I failed to get my head outside of the scenario as presented.

The odds that all of those are true at the same time are extremely low:

• Check engine
• Check brakes
• Low washer fluid
• Low fuel
• Low tire pressure

More likely, this is a short in the gauge cluster or its wiring, or a bad ECU (possibly some other module depending on the car).

Entirely. Asking him to leave, on the other hand …

I do love me some rectangle ham.

That’s a water leak.

The squirrels on campus back in the day were so used to people. We’d go with a bag of peanuts and they would all come running. Some would sneak in and steal them out of the bag, others would eat them out of your hand, a couple would go wherever you led them, including on top of my head or in the palm of my outstretched hand. And then sit there and eat the peanuts.