I wonder how many intended to live fast and die hard, only to find out they were vampires. And now they have to live forever.
Work, play, procrastinate, and panic.
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VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Non AI-generated first images from the lunar surface
1·9 days agoOpps. Poor choice of wordplay. 🥴
Explanation… an old pre-2000 USDA sticker placed on by grocery stores to indicate “this is a 100% certified meat product”.
My twist… this photoshop is a 100% human-made product.
Excellent photoshopping.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Non AI-generated first images from the lunar surface
1·10 days agodeleted by creator
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Non AI-generated first images from the lunar surface
21·11 days agoI just had an awful thought. What if we reach the next ai generating chapter where its programmed to make “freshly photoshopped” images; and getting better and better.
Oh gawd… are those clipping boundaries… too perfect??
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•First Name: Fuck, Last Name: Off
6·11 days agoI went down a brief rabbit hole on the zip+4 and the IMb (intelligent mailer barcode). The +4 was originally a local division inside a single zipcode, like a neighborhood or mail route. +4 and the barcode was then called POSTNET – decommissioned and now upgraded barcode encoding to IMb, which can contain like 2000 bits of data. The zip +4 technically now has a length of 11 digits, and is inside a IMb barcode.
Conclusion, barcodes have sensitive data too. ~✍️
edit add: i wanted to see if my phone’s barcode app could scan too see if OP’s post office really calls him Mr. Off, but it cant natively read mailer codes and I fell asleep and the rabbit hole ended.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•There are two outlooks inside you
4·11 days agoWhat’s currently inside Microsoft Outlook these days? I have not used Outlook as an email client since the Win98 days. I’m guessing Artemis crew is using a calendar or synced tasks feature of some kind.
JACK: I can’t make it on a coupla high-altitude f😭s! You are too much for me, Ennis! I wish I knew how to quit you.
ENNIS: Have you tried cool refreshing Tokeback Mountain sugar-free nicotine chewing gum?
JACK: Really?
ENNIS: Hell yeah, partner. I don’t go up here for fishing.

A stop by the I.S.S to pickup their one ape suite would help that.
10 billion costumes in 9 days?
How about 3 costumes plus one layover stop to the I.S.S to pickup their one ape suite for the Artemis crew to recreate this moment…
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Fill your silicon lugs my baby.
2·12 days agoMaybe if you mirror ram, like in RAID arrays, that will improve it with some redundancy.

After one hour and a half of intense interrogation, Waldo never said one word. He never even blinked. In fact it was oddly odd he just starred straight off at the off-white wall the whole time. In fact, it wasn’t until the investigator walked behind the chair to see it was in fact a cardboard cutout of Waldo sitting in a chair in the chair the whole time!. With a Post-It note on the back that read… "Dear Sir, did you know Kinkos can print high quality life-size cutouts of your favorite celebrity? This Kinkos employee is also a mole working in your precinct for the last 35 years – whom is also a cardboard cutout. Best of luck finding us inside your 2D universe.
–W.Waldo "
Logic rule - apply logic to anything in the picture.
My best ai telltale is doing a maximum zoom-in on anything. Ai dedicates all its processing power on the front subject (the prompted thing) and little to everything else… it can do individual hairs\face wrinkles\teeth\fingers\fingernails… but I cannot definitively identify any object that’s going on on the background shelves.It’s 2026, low resolution or bad jpeg compression artifacts at any zoomed level isn’t necessary, or is unnecessarily blurred.
It’s followed by Tuesgy.
True, banks don’t like “unacceptable” graphics on their custom cards. Etsy you can buy a credit card cover sticker. I always wanted to buy one but I don’t know the cheapness\durability of the sticker or want a liability if it jams in a machine on me. But they exist.
Some images from DDG…
A small camera flash (bulb types) from old 35mm disposable cameras, will light up glow-in-the-dark things for a few seconds up to 1 minute.
1, buy white paint.
2, call in a favor to someone who works at a steel forge that makes blank gears of unlimited size.
source- https://www.r-kind.de/en/produkte/scheiben.html3, ask (pretty please) if you may keep it just in case Pog comes back and you need a winning slammer!
Oh gawd. The claustrophobia. C’mon, that’s a serious medical condition. Architect really needs to runny over the floor plans again. Accidents can happen in such a smell sq. ft. area. That’s dire- yeah… dire straights of a design choice so it’s not gonna blow-over with the user.
I was curious.
Apologies if you’re actually quitting. My jocularity is quite weird.


Hummingbird phobia.