Hoorah, er- um i meant, hoo-ha!

Cool. I thought there was more deep faking that didn’t look movie cannon.

Is this ai (generated\generative) or CG effects (green screen)?

Standard issue cats: Bathroom supervisor evaluations will be mandatory.

This is where a helpful arrow or circle would come in handy too.

Was hoping they would do a version of Taylor slips, falls, and stubs her toe on things. But that would be just softcore ASMR.

Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle. This one is real. Artist Michael Beitz is known for creating loopy, twisty, or reality-defying tables. This piece was a “rollercoaster picnic table” made for the Madison Museum of Contemporary Art in Wisconsin.

https://dornob.com/loopy-roller-coaster-ramp-connects-pair-of-picnic-tables/

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=fpas&q=Michael+Beitz+picnic+tables&ia=images&iax=images

Knuckleball ⚾💨

I once tasted a real proper tart. Served at the wake of a late boss at a golf club house. English tea times sometimes include simple jam tarts. Both envoke tranquil and enjoyability. All my experiences with the Pop Tart were under rush, duress, haste, a sugar-to-blood delivery system. One can tell easy when we (USA) aggravate the food. Like turning doughnuts into donuts. Or spell cheese with a ‘z’.

I heard that actual\literally flicking the bean makes the coffee bitter. So does dry rubbing the left tablecloth.

Cats and dogs have been given royal treatment. But mankind has also given them this…

😬Yikes. Also an ai product\image (sorry) – double yikes!

I envy the horse. Majestic, playful, industrial, derp. Their one+ ton size has final command.

That was just a corner of a tile and not a whole tile. All we should’ve seen was this…

What filesystem can address exabytes?

No flashing zone. Spontaneous nudity may cause furious masturbation.

Pretending to be one of those red light cameras with a flash. Don’t know why cop thought slamming on the brakes was worth that.

My favorite Star Trek is TOS.
Terms Of Service was the ANT (that’s “AppoiNtment Television”). Every time Kirk whipped out his gold cc (that’s credit card, not closed captioning) you were in for an expensive ride! Every episode you can just feel Kirk’s rising APR (that’s annual percentage rates, not alien pussy rebellion).
😋

I would guess the business is a front for something else entirely. Customers complaining the “dula” would not push them into the volcano, or never intended on purchasing a nuke and a saddle, or whatever. Pretty hard to get refunds after, I guess.

1.25 gpa here. That joke required searches on my part. I’m 48-ish now. If you cold ask me how to reduce a chemical equation, I’m going to say, “turn the Bunsen burner down to low”.

Ok, if Mr. Zilla surfaces in the Atlantic eastern seaboard, kindly point it in the correct direction please & thank you.

If it surfaces in the Pacific, we’re going to need a universal convincing of the deliciousness of certain entities and locations.
Hashtag #sprinkleMSGonaiDatacenters

How the other Looney characters aged…
🔸Speedy Gonzales - still fast, but only in swearing.
🔸Porky Pig - Enjoying the modern marvels of texting, email, and dark web chatrooms.
🔸Foghorn Leghorn - plays an in-character tour guide at one of the many historic plantation homes in Biluxby, Tennessee.
🔸Elmer Fudd - A while wrote firearms legislation matters for the state of Texas. But retired to Canada. Had never heard of moose before. Last seen in deep Arctic Circle wilderness near Yellowknife, fully speaking Inuit, living his best life.