If you only saw a bear in a circus you would think it’s nature was to ride a unicycle.

Humans have had to live in brutish/nasty conditions; including the present day, where many of us are drowning in debt, two paychecks away from homelessness while a few are trying to make more money than they could ever spend.

The boot of capitalism is on our necks, but I’m not sure my countrymen are worth fighting for. Americans may be too far gone. Maybe I should just leave.

Obligatory: everyone should read The Dispossessed by Ursula Le Guin. (The aforementioned quote is hers.) Science fiction anarcho-comminist community depicted as having tangible benefits/detriments.

No! That’s not fair… that’s just not fair!

I was expecting someone to explain why we need to cut dog’s balls off but no one has given an answer. So here it is: a vasectomy helps prevent unwanted babies while neutering prevents unwanted hormones/babies.

Expected a Rickroll, was still worth watching.

Hunt me a herbivore, see what it feels like to eat as a tiger.

Absolutely. We spend the entire work day apart from each other. Between sleeping and going to work, the amount of time you actually spend with your partner is minuscule. So it feels necessary to “catch up” with them.

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Diamonds. Anyone who has tried to sell jewelry will tell you: gold retains value but the money you get for diamonds is abysmal. Which is why I urge everyone to buy synthetic diamonds. In many cases they look purer than natural diamonds, are free of conflict, and hold just as much sentimental value.

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Torchbearer Garlic Reaper Sauce. Well, before alcohol, hot sauce, and pain meds fucked my stomach up. Be careful kids

Philosophy undergrads arguing that you shouldn’t give homeless people food because morality doesn’t exist:

I’d put that shit on my wall like Mr. Krab’s first dollar

• Step 1: Reinterpret the 14th Amendment so hundreds of thousands of immigrants lose their citizenship
• Step 2: Mass deportation

You should write on an unsettled question that interests you enough to keep your interest for a long time. If you don’t have a clue what this is, then I recommend you do some literature review. Research is not done in a vacuum. Once you know what conversations people are having, then you can see where your perspective can make a valuable contribution.

implying republicans are different/better

Huge… tracks of land

I want to wear a cowboy hat but I don’t live in a place where it would be viewed as normal and I don’t want to look like a poser.