Philosophy undergrads arguing that you shouldn’t give homeless people food because morality doesn’t exist:

I’d put that shit on my wall like Mr. Krab’s first dollar

• Step 1: Reinterpret the 14th Amendment so hundreds of thousands of immigrants lose their citizenship
• Step 2: Mass deportation

You should write on an unsettled question that interests you enough to keep your interest for a long time. If you don’t have a clue what this is, then I recommend you do some literature review. Research is not done in a vacuum. Once you know what conversations people are having, then you can see where your perspective can make a valuable contribution.

Huge… tracks of land

I want to wear a cowboy hat but I don’t live in a place where it would be viewed as normal and I don’t want to look like a poser.

I’m going to go with good old fashioned, “extra luck”. Never know when it’s going to show up, but it would definitely improve your general disposition when things tend to go your way.

Lip service