There’s a good one called Ubuntu.

I wonder if he’s the soupervisor?

It connects to Le Open Wifi from your neighbours, or adhoc to a TV of the same make, or saves up all the logs and transfers them when the next owner of the TV connects it to their own network.

To be clear: I have no proof of this, but since it is all closed source, we probably will never know.

A Thunkpad.