How to make money off of mentally ill rich kids I guess

Sounds great for kids. The price point can suck a dick tho

Second one gave me a good giggle

Destroy your wooden floor with this one simple trick.

No, no, we see the bottom picture as well. Except we saw that lord big helmet shat himself.

Strong 1930s Germany vibes

Use the staple remover on the gopher, duh

Sir you’ve… uh… shit your pants again. In fact, sir, you’re shitting right now.

Lol wat? Europe got hard fucked by The US straight up reneging on military alliance TWICE!

The second time they spent 3 years being like “hey that Hitler guy has some good points, you know…”

Fucks sake

Built in cot reasoning. Takes a bit longer but I find it’s very good.

Start asking it questions about what to do with your grandkids, and what sort of music the youth are into, and how you’re supposed to spend all your disposable retirement money.

Such an achievement. Wow.

He’s overcome so much

Disney has taught me that if that were the case then the food wouldn’t taste like an overcooked shit between two pieces of polystyrene

It was actually an FDD cable which was 34 pins instead of 40 for the IDE cable. My mistake!

Who here remembers turning part of the ide cable round to add a second floppy drive?

Manager: hands have thumbs. Add thumbs.

Artist: but you wouldn’t be able to see the thumbs from this angle. It would look weird if the thumbs were visible.

Manager: I didn’t ask for a geography lesson, Plato, add thumbs to the damn image.

…

Artist: there, thumbs. See? It looks completely wrong.

Manager: Yeah, that looks stupid… how could you produce something so low quality? Well, we’re out of time now so I sent it to the printers anyway.

I feel like this map drastically overlooks the flora in both of these zones, which may also kill you.

I tend to eat burgers with a knife and fork. Some think I’m weird, but burgers just don’t fit into my mouth if I try and bite them anyway.

The trick is finding a melon the same size as your pan lid