My cousin’s wedding was at her friend’s farm that had signs saying “Beware of the geese” all over the place. I thought they were a joke but apparently their dogs are too friendly to guard the property so they normally have a colony of guard geese that roams around and is very violent.
Most Lemmy users:
Yea my neighbours know I live alone and I can hear them so pretty sure they can hear me and must think I’m crazy.
If I’m walking around its likely I’ll be having a conversation with myself in my head which eventually ends up with me absent mindedly speaking to myself out loud so if I see someone in public I immediately try to shut myself up lest they think I’m truly mental.
Can’t find a clip but this reminds me of the Pirate from Venture bros that was hooked on tranq darts.
Tighrope most days https://www.britannica.com/quiz/tightrope
Other than that just Lemmy.
Keep meaning to try learning Chess so I can play it online a little.
I keep a tight hold on this spiky ass of mine…
Yea, good strong chin.
I wondered that too, but I think it would have ! at the end to imply that if the banana did want that to happen.
“You can’t take away people’s right to be assholes.”
Because the alternative would be having no happiness at all.
Bum parasites actually tend to be very pro white supremacy
“Add a couple of potatoes if you’re feeling fancy.”
“Vaguely describe the concept of heat within ear shot of the cow.”
… drastically improving the texture
No thank you.
You mean if it moooves
3000 grams, otherwise known as 3kg.
I don’t think communism is a moneyless system. Pretty sure people paid money for things in the USSR. Have there been any communist countries without money?