My cousin’s wedding was at her friend’s farm that had signs saying “Beware of the geese” all over the place. I thought they were a joke but apparently their dogs are too friendly to guard the property so they normally have a colony of guard geese that roams around and is very violent.

Most Lemmy users:

Yea my neighbours know I live alone and I can hear them so pretty sure they can hear me and must think I’m crazy.

If I’m walking around its likely I’ll be having a conversation with myself in my head which eventually ends up with me absent mindedly speaking to myself out loud so if I see someone in public I immediately try to shut myself up lest they think I’m truly mental.

Can’t find a clip but this reminds me of the Pirate from Venture bros that was hooked on tranq darts.

Who?

Tighrope most days https://www.britannica.com/quiz/tightrope

Other than that just Lemmy.

Keep meaning to try learning Chess so I can play it online a little.

I keep a tight hold on this spiky ass of mine…

Yea, good strong chin.

I wondered that too, but I think it would have ! at the end to imply that if the banana did want that to happen.

“You can’t take away people’s right to be assholes.”

• Demolition Man

Because the alternative would be having no happiness at all.

Tim from Grand Illusions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCzJUCDjp0E

Bum parasites actually tend to be very pro white supremacy

“Add a couple of potatoes if you’re feeling fancy.”

“Vaguely describe the concept of heat within ear shot of the cow.”

… drastically improving the texture

No thank you.

You mean if it moooves

3000 grams, otherwise known as 3kg.