Please share! This is on my list of things to learn

Accurate name

Ask questions, like “How did you interpret what I said?”. Neutral and always non-confrontational. Make sure it’s an open question, so no yes/no answers.

That will help you understand their thought process and figure out a more effective way to explain yourself to that person. Maybe even in general.

Fair.

Fucking terrible hobby, torturing aquatic cousins for sports. Go learn a proper hobby, like woodworking, diving, gardening, etc.

I’ve spotted the developmentally impaired person.

And then the lady has the same name as your dog…