Hòn hòn hòn!

Automate it and tell NO ONE. Let them think it still takes days.

Just consult the chart.

https://xkcd.com/1205/

Remember the Internet at these speeds, Moss? Up all night and you’d see three women.

Only to my lawyer after the police show up with a warrant.

Which movie was this again?

So do you!

Throw him over the side.

Not your fault and thanks! Have a good one.

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iCloud.

Local iTunes backups don’t work over a VPN. Those are your only two ways to get a system level backup.

Edit: Downvotes don’t make it any less true.

What OS? Unix?

Stream live to YouTube?

Not open source but it lets you record from your phone to an offsite location.

When Kramer hears about this, the shits gonna hit the fan.

I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

Say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don’t mean the idiots in the winnebago.

Seconded on something like the Eufy. If it’s a closed loop system you have to be within wirless range to mess with it.

http://archive.today/Miy0a

Link that doesn’t force you to sign up for the website.

Yes.

They know who has what fob so that if Fred in apartment 201 loses his fob they can invalidate it in the system and issue a new fob to Fred.

Ctrl + Alt + V

iOS has the same thing; press the lock button 5 times to disable biometrics.

You can also ask “Hey Siri, whose phone is this!”

You can also press and hold the lock and volume up buttons like you’re going to power off the phone.

Out of the three, IMHO, the five click of the lock button is the easiest.