I really don’t care for people who give me shit for using GPS. Of course they’re all older.

How to be sad and wholesome at the same time. Kudos to the artist.

I thought the signature was in the middle of the dishwasher for a second, then I realized it was the utensils basket.

Ask to transfer another hospital several zip codes away where they use modern differential diagnosis methods, respect informed consent rules, and follow real world standards of care.

Of course, I do live in the USA, so the health insurance rep will just laugh at me nonstop until I hang up the phone.

Most likely explanation: a Jack Russell Terrier learned how to post to craigslist.

One of my friends, who I play tabletop games with, likes to joke that he and I are dedicated indoorsmen. He’s not wrong.

Yup, if advertising didn’t work, they wouldn’t spend billions on it.

Shitty site owned by greedy assholes, administered by douchebags, moderated by capricious basement dwellers, and overrun with bots and mouth breathers.

I did in the early days of Lemmy. But the Flavor Aid drinkers of reddit that are still on there today are likely a lost cause. If reddit making itself toxic and shitty won’t drive them away, there’s little I can do. And if we’re being honest, Lemmy isn’t super enticing.

Brought to you by Steve Jackson Games.

Yup. At my job it’s fairly common for annoying “urgent” requests to come in late afternoon on Fridays. Often from some of the upper management folks who do very little work. They finally realize “whoops, the weekend is almost here!” They suddenly want to check a box somewhere to make it look like they actually did something this week. And, of course, the requests are always a hand-off to someone in my department to do the actual work (which the requestor will take full credit for after we close the ticket).

No thanks. But nice try, travel agent cartoonist!

Joke’s on them. I get up at 5AM and I’m a worthless member of society.

I am a side sleeper. I find I sleep better if the head of the bed is tilted up a few degrees. So I’m really saying this cartoon is actual science, folks.

Lot of judgement ITT. At least these guys have someone.

I’m even crankier. I’ve seen a handful of tats that I thought looked awesome. All the rest looked like some bored jr high kid doodled on the person’s skin.

I love that aspect of lemmy.

The ACKSHUALLY snipers, not so much.

I use bullshit answers for these, and save them in the notes section of my password manager.

Google voice is hit or miss. It’s worked for a lot of smaller sites for me, but the bigger / more corporate it is, the less likely it seems to work.

This is may be the best thing I’ve ever read on Lemmy.

I mostly agree. I do miss some niche communities, though.