Circa 1999, a website where part of it was called “Walken’s World”. A theme park run by Christopher Walken.

Also another site that was pretty much a blog of some guy’s insane sexual escapades that usually involved dwarves

I said something mean about idiots riding unregistered/uninsured off-road bikes in and out of traffic (totally illegal in the UK) a few months back.

That got me banned.

I think im addicted to the smell tbh.

Well fuck.

Although I’ve been using it on and off for 30 years so I’m probably fucked already

In the UK. I’ve found the best treatment has been coal based shampoo. I use T-Gel.

Lather hair with normal shampoo to remove hair gel/dirt/sweat and then rinse and repeat with a small amount of coal based.

Leave it to soak into my scalp for a few minutes before washing off.

3 in 1 shampoo is terrible for yoir scalp.

Tbh it doesnt sound like you have dandruff, more like psoriasis or plain dry scalp.