Cruxifux

Crabs is women lobsters is men. I don’t know why. I saw a stand up bit that was similar to that and often wondered if they got it from there or if it’s like a franchise thing. The bartender said he had no idea.

The crab had a skirt on and the lobster had a suit and bow tie on. So that tipped you off I guess haha

I mean it’s sylvan lake so. Yeah probably.

There’s a bar on the beach town near me that uses “lobsters” and “crabs” as it’s bathroom door identifiers.

Cold, hot, and goth.

I have a buddy who’s in a metal band named Vlad, and his stage name is Vlad the Inhaler, which makes me laugh every time.

As someone who is in incredibly extroverted, you just have to take the hint and move on. Being ghosted is many people’s solution to the problem of “I don’t want to be around that person/do the thing but I don’t want to be impolite.” Just gotta accept it and move on to the next person you want to annoy into being your friend.

I seriously dislike when people ask me that or try to see if I’m okay n shit. Even if I’m not, I HATE talking about my feelings and I don’t want to share with you dude.

I learned the hard way when jogging and meeting some friends at the bar that even if it’s plus 20 you should bring a sweater with you, because once you’re done jogging and it gets dark you will be cold from the sweat. I did this one time and everyone else in the bar was just fine with their T shirts and I was SHIVERING with my wife beater on. Kind of embarrassing.

More unethical to visit the USA right now tbh.

“This isn’t Mars? You’re not martians? Ah fuck you, you’re martians.”

Sounds like it might have been fun

I also used to bring a micci of rye with me on these runs. I generally run with my running backpack, and I’d pull out the rye and take a shot and pull out a smoke and light it, all as im running, and keep going. It always got at least one laugh and one “wtf” from the other runners.

Not generally, but I did a couple half marathons where I smoked one or two smokes during the run just because it was funny. Even came in top ten percent one run when I did that.

Eh I only smoke about 4-5 a day usually and at my heaviest running I did 5k plus for 8 months every day. Now I do about 15k a week.

I think I’m one of the only long distance runners that still smokes. I don’t think I’ve ever met someone who runs as much as I do and smokes cigarettes every day.

I think we would get along well because I love people who laugh at my jokes and nobody laughs as hard at my jokes as I do, except maybe my wife, who after 12 years together still laughs harder than anyone I’ve ever met at my jokes.

Burgerlander

Lol do not use that man just to solve your loneliness. That’s borderline abusive behaviour. On the other end it also sounds like this guy is a crazy asshole and you shouldn’t try to date him because he sounds like he sucks ass.

Samezies

Hyper-v sounds like an STD you could catch if you got drafted into the Vietnam war