Cruxifux

God I hate that guy

This is dead ass the funniest shit I’ve read in years

If that ain’t the definition of enshittification then I don’t know what is.

I remember angrily soaking the numbers and waiting for the stuoid dial circle thing to return to the middle so you could get the next button.

I also remember me and my buddies throwing our flip phones at each other or the ground and shit, not as a novelty but because those things were just indestructible. It was more of a danger to who you were throwing it at than to itself. Safer to throw a rock at your friend than those phones in most cases.

We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”

Little darlings is a fucking creepy name for a strip club.

“Crazy how all those raptors got out at the Sanders/AOC rally!” - the GOP and the democrats, probably.

Bold of you to assume that the rich corporations that want to make dinosaurs will be responsible enough to put them on remote islands. More like we will be hearing about a breakout of raptors in manhattan massacring the population.

Yeah our opinions don’t really differ much save for some subtle nuances.

Yeah I understand. I feel like stating “laziness doesnt exist” though doesn’t help any kind of Marxist movement at all.

I understand but I get annoyed with attempts to skirt all personal responsibility. But claims of laziness are absolutely used to exploit working class populations.

Exactly. Lazy makes up excuses like “there’s no such thing as lazy.”

How about the charity of I need to buy smokes

You don’t sound lazy from your description. The people here claiming that there’s no such lazy are fucking crazy though.

I loved the Chao Garden in the Sonic Adventure games.

Ubisoft about to play a game of Luigi’s Mansion

I’m permanently banned from Reddit. But Lemmy is absolutely better for me.

Nah nobody hates you for it. People more often than not will just feel kind of bad for you, because people understand it comes from a lack of self confidence. I don’t get annoyed when other people over apologize, at least they give a shit enough about my opinion to do so.

I used to do this at work. It was based entirely on my confidence level. I compulsively apologized because I fucked up so much. It went away after I got better and more confident in my trade. Maybe try building up her confidence in areas you find her compulsively apologizing in. Does she do it more in certain situations? With certain people?

Crabs is women lobsters is men. I don’t know why. I saw a stand up bit that was similar to that and often wondered if they got it from there or if it’s like a franchise thing. The bartender said he had no idea.

The crab had a skirt on and the lobster had a suit and bow tie on. So that tipped you off I guess haha