That’s called “we canceled Comcast but they’re so fucking inept they never actually stopped the wifi service even though they stopped charging us”

Happened to me once. It was amazing.

I did the opposite. I just work so much that I’m exhausted all the time.

If you’re in a state of perma-exhaustion, sleep is easy

Just here to push https://gadgetbridge.org/

Get a smartwatch, replace the stock companion app with Gadgetbridge.

Watch talks to Gadgetbridge, Gadgetbridge talks to watch. All over Bluetooth.

Gadgetbridge has no internet access, up or down. It cannot send out any of your data. It remains sandboxed on your phone.

You can totally uninstall the stock companion app.