Who was “him” that Bill says was fucked?

idk, “Dildo Catcher” sounds like it may be fun

Yeah, but I need my PARADÖX installed in my c̸͚̗̬̰̣̤̄̀̃̕͜h̴̜̃̑̌̐̇ĭ̵͚̻̫̮̯͊̏̊l̸̳̼͖̖̗͎̠̆̇̈́̓̍d̶͍̣̓̀͊̀̇̚r̵̡̨̰͉̬͕̲̅̋͒͋e̷̡̹̰̜̥̱̤̒̌́͐̐̄̈́n̴̘̜͗͐̐’̴̦͔͍̻̽̈͆͝s̸̛̥͈͔̳̆͛͠ ̷̭̩͍̭̔p̴̯͓͔̒̈́ͅl̶͕͓̈́̍ã̴̲̠ỵ̴̖̈̌̑r̴̜̳̦̲͒̀̇̈́̎̐͠o̶̺̙̲̤̺̓̈́̐̓̚ó̶͔̺͉̥̯̲̑̍̇̃̎͘̚͜m̶̫͔̯̦͈̓͑͋̓̊͑͘̚ which is lacking that dimension.

See, it seems like a good deal, but what they don’t tell you is that you need to purchase an extra dimension too and getting that installed is a huge pain in the ass!