Elmo: “Ask a friend how they are feeling”

This fucking nobody: “STOP DISCRIMINATION AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE”

What a fucking brainlet.

No honkers for me till Maduro is free

I mean, if given the chance would you rather have a job where you can chat about your hobbies and get people to send you money and gifts related to your hobby?

No child is picking “Soul crushing office work” are they.

Good. Greedy bastard’s

“You better not have said anything mean on there that hurts Donald’s feefees.”

Nothing worse in an RPG than building yourself up into an unstoppable beast only for every stick brandishing bandit and feral dog to be juiced up to the eyeballs when you fight them, taking your god strength blows to the face with not even a flinch.

“haha, he’s just messing guys, he’s just joking with you, haha like he ever means anything he says hahah, you snowflakes, he triggered you, haha, so easy haha”

“someone told me that the cold war never really ended, but my cousin Lucy went to Turkey on holiday last year and she said it was really hot and she got sunburnt, so has it ended or is the cold war only happening where it’s snowed?”