I’m not ignorant. I’m making a point, you drongo.

How would one guess? Only americans are arrogant enough to assume the whole internet is american?

Why would someone post something like OP without stating what constitution it is? Do they expect only americans to read it? Maybe keep your american jokes in american specific communities.

How many Americans know the first few words of the Australian constitution? Not many. So they can’t expect me to know theirs

How am I meant to know about every other country’s constitution?

What country are they taking about if not Australia? Do other countries even have constitutions?

Incorrect. Learn a thing or two before you post online. https://www.aph.gov.au/constitution

Which constitution is this? It’s not our one.

If you ignore all the headings and contents pages, I think it’s “whereas”… So what’s your point? Whereas isn’t a pronoun.

The recommended amount contains a buffer. No need to add your own buffer as well

You missed a )

My favourite kind of movie is when they take a classic movie and recycle it by making a much worse version of it, but with female characters.

Yeah, sort of. I can do 2km, but pretty slowly.

Talk to all of them but at some point start to focus more attention on the one you like. Bonus points if you show interest based on something they said, not just how they look. Find a common interest or something.

What country? Is it really rich if it can’t look after its citizens?

President of what? We have a prime minister

I have a recurring dream where I have trouble typing into my phone keyboard. Whatever I do, the text just won’t get in there. Sometimes it’s urgent. Other times I’m trying to show someone something and they’re watching me fail.

America?

Never have I ever drank coffee

Here’s a story told entirely from my point of view, edited to make me look good. Am I the asshole?