Best they can do is jobful and broke.
dindonmasker
Hopefully our ai overlords will save us from our mortal vessels.
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When you’re born with a charger embedded in the skull but mom really needs to charge her phone.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•Inflatable buttplug review on AliExpress made my day
6·10 months agoI never thought an inflatable butt plug would make a human more buoyant but it makes sense XD
I wonder what A and B looked like XD
I’m a professional at identifying birds. Yep that’s a bird.
I got that glitch once. You definitely need a professional or the couch might and up in a wall.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Pluralistic: Enshittification isn’t caused by venture capital (20 Jan 2025)English
6·1 year agoI would love a deep dive on the mechanisms of enshittification. Why make the user experience worse on a product you are trying people to keep using? Do they lose an amount of users like a resource to gain more favorable things for themselves with deals wich end up impacting the users negatively and they know it will?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Trump announces $500B Stargate AI project: 'Country will be prospering like never before'English
3·1 year agoDystopian for the little shitters but an absolute dream world for the rich. Guess who’s driving this ship?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Decentralized Social Media Is the Only Alternative to the Tech OligarchyEnglish
31·1 year agoAlso is data scraping as much of an issue?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Robotic hand helps pianists overcome “ceiling effect”English
31·1 year agoNow play rush E.
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Technology@lemmy.world•HDMI 2.2 cranks the bandwidth to 96Gbps and aims to eliminate audio sync issues foreverEnglish
1·1 year agoCurse you hacker known as Linux! How could you keep this from us by selfishly using HDMI to illegally steal movies!

I’m not gonna fact check your fact check but i was 80% certain this was a joke edit and not a real picture.