Only when it isn’t Coke.

I hate both short form and vertical videos, but in this case I’ll make an exception.

These things aren’t new, even a little bit. Whoever posted this really must be from Podunk if this is the first time they’ve seen one.

I’m not entirely clear on why this guy stuck out his neck so far over a situation that was never his to deal with in the first place.

Alternatively, Lazy Lizards Like Lettuce Lunch.

I dunno, I tried purple potatoes once and they were pretty awful.

Meanwhile on America: this is why I’ve been saying for years that they should all just get AC already. At this point they’re just being contrary.

“Management” and “moral compass” are strangers that have never met

You don’t expect him to remember what he said 7 whole hours ago, do you?

Say hello to my 7.62mm debate skills.

I’m pretty sure that this has happened at least once in every single dive bar ever.

But does it hit them with DDOS attacks?

Is it time to fire my lazor?

NGL I could go for a mixed cheese platter.

Yeah, but these days I’m more tired than irritated.

Elon tried to hack his own avatar but instead of buffing his stats he just broke guys own rendering code and more he’s stuck in low-poly mode and the error log is building towards an overflow crash.

weights.bin? So, what, Chrome got depressed and ate 40 cakes? That’s terrible.

Tits, no matter how nice, do not a golden age make.

Oh don’t worry, humans are too stupid to understand what that means anyway. People will just ascribe it to Nostradamus or aliens and then make shit up about what it means.