That’s not contextually correct. If I hail a taxi and it’s dirty I don’t say “I need to wash my taxi.” I would say “this taxi needs to be washed” or similar."

This has been my go-to answer for years now. Eggs existed before chickens did. You could say they Eggsisted first.

Urine for a bad time.

They missed the key word “my” in the beginning there lol

You forgot to tell it that it’s not a quantum car wash.

Chicago style Pizza. It’s almost never made in my own country much less anywhere else.

If Elon was burned down it might help. Wouldn’t hurt at least. Well except Elon. Burning is painful as hell.

If it’s winter I’d stick it on with chewed bubblegum.

That is how people fucking die in undignified but hilarious poses. Do not stand on any part the toilet if you value having your skull in one piece.

I’m trying, I just need to finish inventorying them.

We’ve got sheep people at home.

Because they can charge more for the bigger toy, obviously.

Oh I remember that one lol.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47732553

Proof that it wasn’t all downhill after hand prints in caves fell out of fashion.

In France these sometimes still wash up on the seashore.

Once, many years ago I ordered a margarita and they brought it in the rocks and I was very confused.

I would love to know the original context for this image.

Just one more turn…

You could try rummaging around at 2nd-hand stores or pawn shops.