Because the UK isn’t England

When yanks mention “British” accents when they mean English, they show their ignorance

Again…

I have a bottle of 2006 Piper Heidsek Vinters Reserve in the cellar for when he dies

The entirity of the US (certain individuals excepted)

If the stupid cunts only hurt themselves, it’d be less aggravating, but every day a decision is made that harms the rest of the world, and usually 'Murica too

Haven’t had a drink in years, btw.

It appears that the time you did spend drinking has rendered you permanently fucking stupid then

Carina Burina O Fortuna