The moon passes us by 16 times closer than this thing, and it has way more bearing on terrestrial life. To suppose otherwise would be lunacy.

The dream: releasing a scathingly cordial open letter to an oligarch that has a real chance of ruining their day.

Do I need to buy a billboard to advertise the concept of not being a complete dipshit

I have a hard time accepting the way social media works. The whole chain of logic you just spelled out makes me want to vomit. I don’t want to have my strings pulled, my chain yanked, or my goose got. I want to be talked to like I’m a person, and I know it’s just going to keep happening less and less and one day it’s going to do my head in.