Brave Little Hitachi Wand

I know, I wasn’t happy with that guess either.

All l can find right now is a paper that suggests metaphorical understanding may be impaired in people with schizophrenia.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2215001318300477

No idea. Aphantasia?

This is beyond memes. This is a severe deficit of metaphorical thinking. Mom might have like undiagnosed autism

That all-important eighth mover advantage that they teach in business school

Proud of you, boo

It’s called dorodango and it’s art

My wife every single night. Poor thing can’t wait until morning.

Hear me out: two different sizes

It’s clearly an Earthbound enemy, this portends the return of Giygas. Oh shit… I can’t live my life as a telephone, my wife’s going to be livid.

The one that looks like SNES but in the shape of a PS4 controller? I got that too but it has these funny back buttons I have no idea what to do with. Otherwise very happy

Aw shucks, get the Hell over here!

Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high

Good job team

If HH Holmes became an electrician instead

Yeah pic 2 is just an artistic depiction of their inner selves

Least competent black president vs. most authoritarian white president and it isn’t even a contest

This made me laugh so hard I reverse aged six weeks

Let’s not fight, it’s bad for everyone to have a world class predator unleashed into a toxic and hostile ecosystem.

Didn’t kill em though

Mental note to never buy Hopetown.