Brave Little Hitachi Wand

It’s clearly an Earthbound enemy, this portends the return of Giygas. Oh shit… I can’t live my life as a telephone, my wife’s going to be livid.

The one that looks like SNES but in the shape of a PS4 controller? I got that too but it has these funny back buttons I have no idea what to do with. Otherwise very happy

Aw shucks, get the Hell over here!

Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high

Good job team

If HH Holmes became an electrician instead

Yeah pic 2 is just an artistic depiction of their inner selves

Least competent black president vs. most authoritarian white president and it isn’t even a contest

This made me laugh so hard I reverse aged six weeks

Let’s not fight, it’s bad for everyone to have a world class predator unleashed into a toxic and hostile ecosystem.

Didn’t kill em though

Mental note to never buy Hopetown.

It’s a reasonable concern, but let’s be honest - so is the concentration of chipset manufacturing in Taiwan.

You ever hear that joke about goth culture being a recession indicator? I think they’re going to have to start taking that seriously if these stocks don’t bounce back. They might have to announce Barbie 2 or …something… Polly Pocket?

Goth girls are gaining. Can’t wait to tell the missus.

What’s your fave?

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.”

Can confirm.

I think it would make more sense to have good journalism and honest coverage of markets, and an informed, financially literate populace. While I’m at it I want a pony who cleans the dishes and shits sunglasses.

Oh, nobody thinks what we have now is AGI. Not even the AI thinks it’s AGI. It’s just a words firehose being hyped to hell and gone because billionaires are so excited to fire their employees that they’re jumping the gun.