Günther Unlustig 🍄

Peter Lustig’s unlustiger verschollener Sohn mit weirden Interessen und Gadsen.

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<Explaination for anyone not knowing obscure German media>

Peter Lustig used to be the moderator in an old German kids science and nature series called “Löwenzahn” (Dandelion) who shaped our generation.
He also shaped my childhood, and I want to honour him.

My real name also isn’t “Günther”, it’s just a reference to “Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Günther” from Spongebob: The Movie, because I wanted it to sound like a real name and it makes conversations easier.

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  • Fungus gnats are, as the name suggests, attracted by fungi.
    Soil works by releasing nutrients when it decomposes, mainly by fungi.
    Therefore, you have to get rid of soil as a substrate. No soil, no problems.

    There are quite a few soil-less media out there.

    The most common one is coco coir.
    It behaves quite similar to soil, so you don’t have to change anything regarding how you water etc.

    You have to pre-treat it sometimes however, or else it might harm your plant. If you don’t wanna do that, get hydroponic grade and not the cheap one.

    My substrate of choice is LECA (expaned clay balls). The method is called “semi-hydro”. The inner pot is submerged 1/3 into nutrient solution, and you have a water level indicator that tells you when to water again.

    Pon is also popular. It behaves like a mix of the two above.
    It’s a mix of zeolith, pumice and lava rock.

    The said substrates are all inert however, so they don’t absorb or contain any nutrients. You have to use synthetic, full spectrum fertilizer for hydroponics.


    Additional, I have a few carnivorous plants around. Pinguicula are my favourite, since they are super easy to take care of.

    Nepenthes are also amazing if you have the light and RO water for them :)


  • my dirty secret is I always have some gnat infestation

    I would say they count more as pets 🥸 They aren’t really that damaging for plants. They are more of a side effect of fungal decomposition, mostly anaerobic conditions due to overwatering, root rot or the wrong substrate.

    What substrate do you use? Soil? If so, maybe try another substrate (coco coir, LECA, pon, etc.) and synthetic fertiliser. They are inert and don’t compose, so they don’t attract gnats.

    im guessing the boiling water did the trick?

    It was mostly out of hate 😤

    sucks you lost all your plants, I would have been devistated, im so sorry :(

    I’m glad it were just a few, and not much of worth for me.

    But I learnt something.

    1. Don’t put houseplants outside, especially not onto the ground or when it rains
    2. LECA (expanded clay balls) are perfect homes for slugs. It’s constantly moist, and the gaps between the balls are a perfect shelter 🥴









  • Some phals need a slight temperature drop or photoperiod shift to bloom. Most supermarket orchids, yours most probably included, are ultra complex hybrids that are everblooming and don’t care much about that. Still, it might help.

    The most obvious reason they don’t bloom tho is a lack of sunlight. Blooming costs A LOT of energy and doesn’t give the plant anything back. Give it LOTS of diffused light.

    People (most often the seller itself) say they don’t need much light, but that’s total BS. They might survive, but not thrive.

    Mine are usually behind a shear curtain (blocks half the light and diffuses it) on a SW window. VERY bright.

    IMPORTANT:

    • Don’t move them too suddenly when they’ve adapted to dark conditions
    • Observe the temperature of the leaves. They can get hot fast. In my climate they don’t burn, but they quickly will when they get direct sun for too long.

    They will quickly adapt to the new lighting conditions.

    Show me a few pics of yours. Include some pictures of the roots and the leaves please, so I can help you troubleshoot.

    Nutrients are usually not the primary issue. But they might. If they are, you’ll (or I) see it by the looks.


  • Kinda looks like this

    Instead of soil (decomposing organic stuff), you use expanded clay balls, pumice, lava rock, or whatever inorganic porous material you prefer. I like LECA by far the most.

    The medium is fully inert and can be heat sterilized and reused again indefinitely.

    The inner pot is standing a few centimetres deep in nutrient solution (water with fertiliser), with a floating indicator that tells you when the pot is soon empty again. Due to the porous nature of the balls the nutrient solution is wicked up passively and held constantly moist with a lot of air gaps in between.

    I only need to water every few weeks usually, need to repot very rarely, don’t have pests and the plants are universally loving it!