Idk man I can eat fried rice pretty well with chopsticks.

Once you learn to eat rice with chopsticks you become unstoppable.

Only in Japan. It’s punishable by death.

That’s not really how that works, the point of fake postings is usually to hire foreign workers by saying they can’t fill it locally.

Two of the three I save when paddling.

I was looking forward to first light then it came out and while I’m still looking forward to it I can’t justify $100 on a single player game when I can drop $15 and get three times the playability.

Where do you think they got the idea.

Touche, They are grounded for 6 months anyways so 🤷‍♀️

If the kid isn’t old enough to understand value of objects maybe they ain’t old enough to be taking a fucking switch to school.

The eyes, the hands, the bottom of the wall. Just the obvious issues.

You’re wrong sir, that’s definitely AI generated… Well I guess partially wrong because I agree on the combination.

I definitely did, then I looked to closely.

Top left panel, right side

Liberalism

I don’t want to fix her I want to show her killing for money isn’t as satisfying as killing the money.

Also men while saying the above sticks dick in crazy

Science be damned but this may actually be the one thing that CAN turn someone gay.

Like just thinking about it makes me happy.

Anos is close enough to anus, clearly this candle is a secret invite to a 23 person gay orgy, the +1 is the lucky birthday boy.

Just going to say that looks way more gay than the number 24…

The more you try to avoid looking gay, the more gay you look. It’s funny coming from a place as gay as Brazil.

Nah, we give them well thought out insults for not joining us sooner.