Hey now, I resent that. I read at a ninth grade level!

Donkey Kong sucks!

It’s in the computer!

Chosimba, you must take your place in the great circle of…. Stuff.

God I love this movie.

Wii U! Wii U! Wii U! Wii!

9/10 dentists are against flouride in water because they want you to swing by more often.

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My man cave.

Can’t afford going on trips to places.

Looking forward to: My weekend.

Dreading: monday.

It also tastes good.

Tastebuds: That’s Future Hyphlosion’s problem.

Tapatio hot sauce (or Valentinos), Crystal hot sauce, garlic powder, salt, pepper, sriracha.

All on the same pizza.

No. My job depends on results. Alcohol affects my production. Therefore, drinking on workdays is a very dumb thing for me to do.

Edit: Downvoted because alcohol gives me terrible brain fog and I want to keep my job? Alrighty then…

Next time I’ll ask her if she’s the daughter of the Nigerian prince.

Hi, number! It’s your colleague: Another number!

Can we get to Jupiter through Earth? No, but at least there’s beaver.

Class 13 Death World

Is it possible to tie my lemmy account to my Mastodon account?

Thanks to the first sentence, I read this comment in the voice of The Narrator from George of the Jungle.