I just sent him the trophy I got for crapping out the largest unbroken turd in my shared fraternity bathroom. I’m going to miss it, but he deserves it.

Finally the year we crack down on liars?

Dr Oz has everyone all judgy about breakfast drinking now

Shh. Women’s pants pockets are the only hope those of us that want smaller phones still have.

Are you certain it wasn’t hit and now it’s just smaller?

Thankfully I’ll never do that again. At least not until next week.

3x

Newb. Could charge twice that if he just said his girlfriend peed on it.

Despite the lack of punctuation it was clearly a question not a statement of perceived fact.

A lot more inside time? We probably be at least 20years ahead of where we are now with video games. With a more common enemy we might be less likely to squabble so much with one another. Religion would probably be a little more standardized as well.

Probably a net positive really.

Hipster?

Cats are great, but they’re nocturnal. Many will skitter around, scratch stuff, scream, or otherwise bother the heck out of you when you are trying to sleep. I get so little sleep as it is, I’m not willing to deal with that again.

I wonder if tattoo artists have a higher suicide rate than baseline?

I’ve worked tech support. I know exactly what this guy’s keyboard looks and feels like.

Ignorance is letting your kid play roblox. Scumbag platform.

I can’t even imagine getting sick of someone doing this. Feels amazing.

Well that’s going on my office door

you cool with the present though?

Guy clearly needs to branch out and explore more kinks. That’s such a silly question to ask for anyone in the know.

I dunno man. A brick falling on some guy’s head and making his eyes pop out seems like an excessively violent symbol.