The article writer got things confused. The meteor is the size of Dr Hans Pepper, not the soft drink Dr Pepper.

You heard it here first folks. Jesus was of the radical left.

Right wingers have lost their goddamn minds.

This is the take that frustrates me the most. “Since the candidate wasn’t perfect (by my definition of perfect, which of course is exactly the same as everyone else’s definition) it’s their fault that I stayed home”.

The election is always about damage control. You pick the least worst candidate, since those are the only options available. You want something different, you have to have your shit together before the primaries start. Instead, people do nothing for four years, then act all shocked and offended when nothing changes at election time.

No, no, no, don’t you understand? This is the Democrats’ fault for not running someone old, white, and male likeable enough.