

Jerk my meat at top speeds, and have a built in fleshlight. Only things I would need.


Jerk my meat at top speeds, and have a built in fleshlight. Only things I would need.


Wait, you guys are setting profile pics?
I simply don’t care enough.
You usually don’t need to deal with the seller as most things are done through Amazon themselves. Firstly, you have to tell Amazon why you’re returning the product. Then you print a return label that they give you, take the product/label to the closest UPS store who then box it up and ship it back to Amazon. A process that gets very annoying very quickly.
It takes time, gas, paper, and ink for each product you have to return.
My wife does the same and always wants me to return them for her. Very annoying.
I get to keep the ass? I should switch to that.


CAPod - AirPods companion
Aves Libre - Gallery
Dicio - Basic voice assistant
Neo Backup - App (and app data) backup/restore
App Manager - Block trackers, package installer, disable system apps, etc.
PipePipe - NewPipe fork with sponsorblock, returnyoutubedislikes, etc.
SimpMusic - YouTube Music client
ExifEraser - Deletes metadata from images
FfShare - compresses video/images before sending them over MMS
RHVoice - text to speech engine
Droid-ify - F-Droid client
BitWarden - password manager
ProtonMail - email
Quik - SMS/MMS


The oldest games I’ve been playing probably has to be Banjo-Kazooie, Maximo, Crash Bandicoot, and Jak and Daxster. All amazing games!
I HATED GNOME when I first tried it. They keep trying to reinvent the condom for absolutely no reasons other then “we know what you actually want” and that to me, goes against what Linux is as a whole. Fuck gnome