Here’s my try: Anthology movie. Each one fights larger and larger hordes of enemies while trying to find loot and spells.

Meanwhile death does the narration and the whole time waxes on about mortality.

No vampires ever appear on screen.

Boots up gaming PC

Windows: “YOU IN DANGER ZONE! NEED WINDOWS 11! BUY NEW PC U SCRUB!!!111”

Load up Steam

Steam: “Hey, I see MS are being assholes - click here to install SteamOS instead”

Reboot PC

Millions of people never run windows again

I’m dreaming but that would be amazing. That would make this the year of the Linux desktop. C’mon GabeN, make it happen!