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You learned that from Duck Tales? That same rich duck only lied to me that it would be possible to dive into a pile of gold coins like water.

Cuz dicks are fun to play with.

How expansion packs used to be. The last game I saw get a DLC that basically added twice as much game to the game was Shadow of the Erdtree and before that, was probably sometime back in the early 2000s before Oblivion released the Horse Armor.

Before Microsoft and Windows in the 80’s when they pushed for the way all software is licensed out now. There’s a pretty clear history on the matter you could look up.

A slot machine literally just takes your money and you are left with nothing but having pushed a button for the pretty lights and fun noises.

What do you think video game cosmetics are if not pretty lights and fun noises?

They are a natural monopoly. They didn’t use anti-competitive tactics to get to where they are. They simply had no competition for a very long time and now that they do, the competition fucking sucks and does not even try to be a better service, instead they all pull anti-competitive BS.

Lootboxes are pretty fucking awful tho, and this is one lawsuit they definitely deserve since they are the ones that pretty much invented and popularized the idea in the West (technically a Chinese/Japanese only game that never left the Asian market did lootboxes first).

They aren’t different. Both are a form of gambling. Same with blind boxes.

It’s not just the random chance; it’s the fact you need to pay every time you pull the handle like a slot machine.

Cosmetic or not, they are still mechanically the same as a slot machine.

Umbrella Noodles turned my wife and children into flesh eating monsters. Nissin Cup’o’Noodle never did that. I am suing Umbrella Corp. for damages.

Wheb you say offline, do you mean literally or just not multiplayer?

Because a ton of F2P games are basicslly that these days. Genshin Impact, Zenless Zone Zero, Arknight: Endfield, etc. They are essentially single player MMORPGs. But they DO need to be connected to the internet despite that so…

I see anti-woke racist/sexist chuds every single fucking time I look in any game’s Steam forum since around 2007 when they stopped being specific to the Steam app itself and aren’t moderated. Where the hell are you not seeing these wankers?

Me, controlled by a rat grabbing my hair under a hat: leaves a ham sandwich on a table

It does! 🥹

I have BPD and it makes perfect sense to me.

Tribes never really died. It’s too good. Pretty sure every single one has a way to continue playing them online; even Ascend and the extremely short-lived 3 as well as the PS2 exclusive one.

Me at Red Lobster, looking into the lobster tank.

Cyberpunk never gave me issues, but Elden Ring has a ton of random things that cause the framerate to drop, especially in the DLC map.

The only thing I am aware of being releaeed this year that I have any interest in at all is Duskbloods, and that’s going to be a Switch 2 exclusive. Which sucks because it’s MP focused so I’d need Nintendo Online. 😮‍💨