She’s great at extraction, but don’t trust her with implants.

Unable to play on mobile due to memory limitations?

My phone has more memory than the machine I originally played this game on when it was new. By a lot!

Kinda get the feeling they used genai for more than that with the awful joke and statement about AGI being close to reality.

Why limit youreelf to only 1 or 2 ways of measuring things?

12 miles away? 12 kilometers away? Boring.

126,720 hot dogs away is much more whimsical and fun.

Jarate DLSS5?! Nooooooooooooo!

The framerate becomes visibly bad after 4 passes. 5 and 6 look pretty unplayable just from how slow the idle animations become.

I don’t understand… If they want so badly to stop being a business, why don’t they just quit? 🤔

Great news for all 2 of them that wish to use EGS.

So not only is it soulsucking, it’s also got sucky FPS. Boo.

In it they note SteamDB might finally gain a proper API for people to use, and there’s no plans to put adverts on it.

Cool. 😃

But, they will be looking to commercialise it somehow - as they said, “SteamDB needs to make money”.

Oh… 🫩 Aaaaaaaand it’s fucked.

It does use plastic. 🤔

What about

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The up-pitching of the audio is really annoying and kills the impersonation.

Reading the comments: Nobody looks at the time or uses the clock, apparently.

I thought this was gonna be more about bullshit “games” where the player literally has zero interaction with the “game” and it truly just plays itself. Like Progress Quest (which is satirical and not intended to actually be a fun game to play). Not power fantasies where you can just win really easily like Vampire Survivors or MegaBonk. 🫩

“I don’t wanna cure cancer! I wanna mutate animals!”

Wait… You can get Roman wine sweetened with lead sugar at Waffle House?

Concealed carry semi-trucks? 🤔

But the Waffle House patrons have concealed carry firearms.

Obviously the Waffle House veteran.