Work harder, Europe and China need their cheap electronics.

Best throw a grenade round the corner to be safe.

I’m helping!

If you are drinking any of those drinks you deserve to drink from the cloaca. Just drink water, it won’t hurt you.

Sounds like an American problem tbh. But this is what they wanted, they voted for this.

You can take a phone and laptop through customs without paying import tax.

50 high end RTX cards might not be so easy.

Only time I can think of where the 32 of 1.32 could be said as thirty-two would be as a software version number

Shaking a pack of treats is a cat summoning call

Yep, IIRC hardwood is what you want to be using to make the lye

I would introduce them to scrumpy, then teach them to grow apples so we can make more.

Wash the wound with soapy water, apply cloth that has been boiled. Yeah that should have a better survival rate than most of human history.

Actually I am playing videogames all day at work, thank you. NHS provides free corridors to die in if I need healthcare.

Company I work for announced some new branding recently. Saying they wanted to be different. Its literally the same as everything else but in green. Oh, how adventurous they must have been feeling.

Cider is always alcoholic in the UK unless specifically sold as low alcohol. Typically first dates are not the same place you first meet someone.

Or people understood it as unpopular and upvoted something they disagreed with because it fits here.

I have yet to need Windows for anything and I switched when my WinXP machine decided booting was too difficult.

Surely you would learn to cook your own food if you are a cheapskate? It’s so much cheaper making your own, I had to through necessity for a long time. While I already knew a few recipes I generally couldn’t afford them when I moved out. Beef mince? Hah! Not a chance.

Turns out making your own sourdough pizza from scratch is crazy cheap. Cheese is the most expensive part.

But going to the park or beach is fun. My first date with my partner was drinking cider on a park bench by a river.

In what way is PC a walled garden? The only limitations are based on technical capabilities rather than arbitrary walls.

Unbeatable in value… Ehh, really depends what you want to do with it. I don’t care about consoles so I will just disregard them entirely, they don’t run a normal Linux distro.

Steamdeck is great, sure. But if you were looking for low spec desktop gaming you could look at some low spec mini PCs for about half the cost of the steamdeck. You would be able to run a vast amount of games on it just fine. Old hardware might cost less used but will most likely end up costing more in power consumption.