Lemminary

It wouldn’t be American if it low key didn’t. They’re reaching for the high keys, though.

Call your representative. Make open carry your bulldozer legal!

Achievement get! New death unlocked.

There are no more dark onions. It’s now real life. 🙃

They should’ve used the Yoda voice. “Bad thing, bulldozers did.” Rookies smh

Let the record show that Facebook reluctantly cooperated with the government because they had to. Just like they reluctantly implemented better network security measures after shit happened because Zuck and Sandberg saw that as an inconvenience. They wanted to innovate their product and by that I mean make money, fucking greedy bastards.

The book An Ugly Truth: Inside Facebook’s Battle for Domination by Sheera Frenkel & Cecilia Kang has all the juicy details.

Damn, who could’ve seen that circus coming while honking its way over here? Not me.

As someone who has spent a stupid amount of time browsing Tinder for shits & giggles, I’m not sure I wouldn’t want that. But then again I’m gay and things work way differently for us. If I swipe right, it’s very likely we match and then have a boring convo that goes nowhere. Maybe I suck at it but I never have any luck despite everything.

Glad I’m not the only one questioning the name! I have a pet theory that if they changed it it’d be more popular.

Can confirm. I didn’t think it’d be like that but it do be like that. DDG gang, where you at.