Bottle opener, corkscrew and lighter too. I guess I’m going for the hedonist upgrade.

I wanted a Harley when I was 16, and yeah… other than the perk of occasionally being able to avoid traffic, cars are so much better and safer.

Blocked 'em. Thanks

I’d be tempted to go all patriot on them:

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

Shout “those against freedom and the pursuit happiness, are enemies of america!”

I think you should first define for yourself what a Loser is, and then see if your dad meets that criteria.

I’d call and write to every newspaper and law enforcement agency and report the perpetrators of 9/11 a couple of days before it happened. I’d also place a decent bet on it happening anyway

Yes, but is it secure? Is there something malicious in the code? That’s what we’re worried about

Can I still have Stool, Sofa and Beanbag?

As much as I dislike what Facebook has become, the reason I left was because virtually nobody I knew was posting anymore. WhatsApp took over as the default amongst family and friends, so I basically just use that now.

Relieving things though… the only thing I can think of is helping get someone fired from my work. Socially they were fine, fun even, but in the office when it came to working with them, they were patronising, haughty and a bit sinister. Always a chore, never a pleasure to do work for them.

The day they left, my own days all felt 20% better than they had been before

I’m assuming that’s work like mosquito repellant for vampires

I’ve definitely not good enough I have any desire to rewatch it, but if there was an IMAX 3D re-release and a friend had a spare ticket, I’d go

Mind you, that’s also true of about half the films I’ve ever seen, so not exactly high praise

Nah, it’s a pretty decent movie. Possibly because it changes everything about the book

Aha… I’m a voyager user. So it’s the app/instance that’s the problem, presumably

All trackers etc on websites to be off by default, with a single request to turn them on permitted, with “No!” as a big green button and “yes” as a small grey one.

Yes, because for some reason I tend to be mostly attracted to lesbians. Their dress sense and personality is better than straight women IMO; I get on really well with lesbians, often better than with my male friends overall.

So yeah… pretty much all the women who fancy me, I don’t fancy much back, but I feel I ought to reciprocate physically just so I can have a physical relationship from time to time.

There’s a pretty big difference between a Social Democrat and a Democratic Socialist. Only learned that pretty recently myself

Sometimes it’s the only decent search result

Good answer - pays for itself in less than a year.

I’ve never knowingly met a billionaire, so I’ve only ever seen staged appearances. I’m pretty sure Musk would be weird despite his billionaire status. Trump, or probably any president, knows there’s a million people out there who would willingly kill him, but I think that’s about power and how he wields it rather than because of the money he has

I think I’d impose near instant karma. Dick cancer for rapists, sprained wrists for people who fap to porn I don’t approve of, billionaires would suffer extreme depression and paranoia until they downgrade to millionaire status, torturers get IBS and hallucinogenic migraines during every job, and corrupt politicians suddenly get unexpected bills for $100 more than the money they made from the crooked deal.