I said I was going fast enough to turn on the cherries and berries. No admission of how fast I was actually going. Just fast enough for him to stop me and to take a shot at his ego.

Its a statie, you’re not getting out of the ticket. So whats the difference?

Me fucking with cops

I was speeding on a highway and a trooper lit me up.

I pull over and he asks the dumb question “Do you know fast you were going?”

I reply “Yeah, fast enough for you to turn on those lights.”

His face went beet red, he wanted me to say something stupid he can lord over me even though I know I’m getting the ticket. He stormed off after getting my info and handed me the same ticket I would have gotten if I kissed his bloated fat ass.

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