Are you coming to my Die Alone party?

This would go hard as a band name and album cover.

This feels like prophecy and really hate it. We need to burn it all down and start over.

I wish, as soon as the sun comes up that little fucker is punching me in the face to fill up his food bowl.

Fuckin’ A.

They’re their own people, it’s just a dice roll.

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This game fucking obliterates time. Start playing after work and next thing I know it’s 2 AM. Haven’t had this much fun with a game in a long time. Highly recommend, especially at only ten bucks. This game kicks so much ass.

Big Joel?

Darwin drank tortoise piss and, according to his documentation, didn’t hate it.

He didn’t advocate for that, though…

Historically, all of them, depending on who you might be. Everyone who was close to Pol Pot said he was a really nice guy who was great at listening and understanding, turns out that didn’t stop him from committing to a genocide.

Try google, there’s no lack of documentation.

You don’t know what hand baskets are for, get a cart.

Don’t break an arm jerking yourself off.