deez nuts

you can use the spoon handle

it shouldnt be that tight but if it is you can use a butter knife to lift up the first 19 degrees and then use your finger.

cake.

at opening time 5am my local supermarket parking lot was full of 40ish year old dad types grabbing flowers and chocolates and cards.

probably because the manufacturers are in china, which doesnt give a flying fuck about patents. but at&t and verizon are the big money in jurisdiction. this will most likely never go to court.