Wait, how did you take a picture of you taking a picture of your phone?

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I enjoy low stakes gambling. I’ll walk into a casino with $20-40 bucks for gambling, buy a few drinks, and see what I can get. If I win enough to break even and pay for the drinks, I came out on top. I’ll throw 5 bucks down on a parlay during Football season once a month or so. Outside of that, I couldn’t imagine the stress of higher stakes. I do it for fun and maybe turning 5 bucks into 30.

Oh I’ll pre-wet the car alright…

I recommend neither.

I’ll get my manatee shaped robe and wizard hat.

You just cracked into an obviously under-represented market. You could make millions.