Into that good night.

Aromat-ization, you say?

“YEAH, QUANTUM MECHANICS, BITCH! GARGLE MY QUARKS! ONE IS UP AND ONE IS DOWN SO THEY DON’T COLLIDE!”

*bench presses quantum computer in lab coat, but it is open to show off his abs.

Cucumba!

flashbacks to uni

A jeans kettle? Is that practical?

You know some friend of the administration already took that spot. It was probably their idea in the first place.

Hey, buy my new CoinCoin! No, don’t research what it is, just buy it!

Well color me constipated, because no shit.

Also https://opendesk.eu/en/