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A blackjack bot wouldn’t be too hard to write.

Silly lemming, consequences are for poors!

And they have a British nanny and French maid.

Fucking Sikes-Picot

I’m not saying it’s a good thing. It’s a symptom of the concentration of wealth.

But if you’re a politician and want a quick, popular, short-term solution you get quicker effects giving the big spenders more money. It would be better to lift everyone, but that takes a lot more work.

Which is what’s been happening for decades, and has gotten us into this mess. We’ve been kicking a lot of cans and we’re running out of road.

After that, there will be only the ultra rich and the destitute poor left; and the ultra rich will only be able to take from each other.

It’s already starting to happen. Half of consumer spending in the US is done by just the top 10% of earners. For an economy built on consumer spending this means that you get more economic growth by giving those rich people more money to spend, not by lifting up the other 90%.

As someone who supports vaccines but opposes adulthood I’m torn on this

Humans are the most dangerous animals on the planet. Not just to other species, but also to themselves.

If you care about others, get as far away from them as possible as you are the greatest risk to their lives.

The right has conspiracy hypotheses.

The left has conspiracy theories.

So my plan of “if only people would go away” is a no-go?

I’d start on an automatic and then learn manual once you’ve got some practice with how to handle a car in traffic.

If you can find one try learning manual on a truck. They’ve got heavier parts which will put up with your mistakes a lot better than a car.

That sounds idyllic

Or buy 13 separate plots of land and move your hovel every other fortnight.

Still need to buy the land your hovel is on though

Very much not. For example the movie “Master & Commander” is based on a book but skips a lot of stuff.

That would require the democrats to actually do something

“Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor to daredevil ratios in the world!”

Florence is a storm demigod, confirmed

I was the DD for my girlfriend’s birthday party and went to a Florence and the Machine show. It was outdoors and as the show got started black storm clouds started rolling in.

When they started “The Dog Days Are Over” all hell broke loose. Sheets of rain, huge lightning bolts and cracking thunder loud enough to drown out the music and the crowd.

But Florence stood there, exposed to it all, diaphanous robes lashed by the wind, not even noticing it as she belted out her anthem. As if she had called down the storm for backup vocals.

I wasn’t a fan before but I am now.

I can recognize a good idea even if I don’t think it’s worth it

Anarcho-syndicalist