Yeah. All the downvotes shows how wrong I was and I accept it
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Cake day: July 21st, 2026
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I forgot about the fuckcars community. I am ashamed because I’m subscribed to it.
You dare suggest something that is actually good for everyone? You monster!
No bikes. But a car, that’s okay 👍
Tell us you want this planet to burn without telling us you want this planet to burn
Should I set them on fire? Should I roast marshmallows over their smoldering charred remains and make s’mores?
Yes and yes. Did anyone bring any graham crackers. I seem to have left mine in my lair.
Aren’t the criminals the one’s putting up the cameras? The heroes are actually the ones taking them down.
They also didn’t mention bike lanes, so it’s probably safe to assume they either (a) don’t exist where they live or (b) there are bike lanes but the cyclists are assholes who refuse to use them