No, download would be a down arrow from a cloud. “Saving” on a modern system typically implies a local cache paired with a cloud backend.

I remember when floppies were floppy, kid.

Congratulations on the drugs, I guess

Up arrow to a cloud, or down arrow to a platter (which, ironically, is also out-of-date)

Why do individually-sealed diskettes like Kraft Singles feel so wrong?

How? Are they retroactively changing the license?

Speak for yourself

Oh, no, that’s the dirtiest place of all.

Paywall.

I’ve wondered that, my wife makes famously huge turds

Oh yeah, I could ask any of my Iranian colleagues. Which actually exist this time.

Oh sure, I’ll just stop by one of the several Persian cuisine groceries on my block.

But no actually there’s a place a couple miles up I think I can find them, they had mahleb

That looks phenomenal. Need to find dried limes.

Not homemade sourdough garlic bread?

I made up a soup with spicy Italian sausage and spinach and you top it with grated Romano and it’s my wife’s favorite soup now.

eBay abuses sellers, too.

You know you wanna subscribe-n-save

That’s cute, keep it and add some friends for them later

Bullshit, I have much worse posture when crammed into a tiny airplane seat

“We’re not making up new words, we’re just redefining old ones!”