I actually had started to furrow my brow like “Did I? Fuck!”

You got me. Congrats lol

This photo was taken in Toronto.

Americans need to start realizing that you don’t matter on the world stage. Like is there going to be pushback from the politics? Sure. But no one thinks about you. No one cares about you. We laugh when you’re brought up but no one is actively looking to the United States for comedy. Either on purpose or accidental. You just simply do not matter. So you best get rid of this whole thing of “Hahahaha but our politics so funny right?” because the only thing it’s coming across like is this:

Should Lemmy support karma requirements

No, absolutely not, they can fuck right off. I hate that shit on reddit and I’ll completely stop posting to any community/instance that implements it on the fediverse. It’s completely disheartening to new users for them to find out that they can only interact after they’ve made posts elsewhere. Then they go there and those people have that too.

Depends. The average person? No.

The cop who just found me dumpster diving trying to find something to eat for the first time in days who screamed at me so hard I started to have a panic attack? Yeah.

Lewis Black, my beloved… one of the reasons I went into Stand Up.

FUCK

If they could get stuff shipped here to NFLD that fast? Hell yes. I have a friend ages away who cooks amazing food but I can’t have it anymore. Makes me so sad.

Alas I’m in Canada

Oh VERY. Ima be real, I only posted it because I am starving and went “Mmm… Pizza” after I saw it in the folder.

I wish I could afford drugs. I wish I could afford groceries half the time lol

Can’t relate. 33 and was awake for ~33 hours straight yesterday. Had to force myself to go to bed because I wasn’t getting tired. Slept for 5 hours and up and at 'em again.

I think I’m broken.

That Mitchell and Webb Look is hysterical. You’re definitely familiar with at least one of the skits. The “Are we the baddies?” one. But every skit on the show is pretty damn solid. They’ve got all the episodes up on YouTube too

I love you already…

Context for those who want it.

Time for me to link my favorite Mitchell and Webb sketch!

The Smell of the Linden Trees

I had no idea that critics liked The Last Jedi. I mean, so did I. But at least nice to know I’m not fuckin’ alone.

Rise of Skywalker… These scores shock the hell out of me considering I’ve never heard anyone do anything other than complain about Rise of Skywalker

Close lmao Vietnamese Dong

I just realized that I had to think for a while about what a penny looks like. God we banned them here in Canada so long ago…

So would my ass

Which doesn’t change the fact that he looks an NPC. I’m sure he’s awesome, I cannot fucking stand him (personal gripes), but dude look auto generated

I don’t know why this got me so hard. Just cackling over here.