Remember when that actually happened? There’s been so much bullshit since 2021 that I completely forgot about that time we set our ocean on fire until you mentioned it just now.

…but you’re not wrong, it is beautiful in its own terrifying kind of way.

Exercise is definitely a good “try this first” for mental health, but at the same time, no amount of jogging is going to fix something you need medication or therapy for, or the fact that you exist in a capitalist hellscape.

You know those apple slicer things that look like a wagon wheel pattern blade with a circle in the middle so you can core it and slice it in one swoop? We found one for watermelons. No shit. In hindsight, I’m guessing it was supposed to be more of a funny novelty than something actually used, but… we used it…

It made it about half an inch into the melon, then shattered like it was some kind of ACME explosion. Bits of plastic went EVERYWHERE, my melon was now wearing a crown of blades, and I was just standing there with a handle still in each hand trying to process wtf just happened, like Wile-E-Coyote still holding the steering wheel of the car that just blew up around him looking straight at the camera like “well that just fucking happened…”

0/10

In English it’s usually “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU–…” (trimmed due to character limit per post)

Meaning varies with context, but it’s most often an assessment of current events.

Aw fuck. I didn’t anticipate this leading to actual responsibility.

Well, what’s done is done: I’ll fill this role to the best of my ability.

OH C’MON MAN!

…Drax = protein, nebula = minerals, groot = fiber.

That’s the point - the christian god is presented as all powerful, all knowing, and all good. The existence of evil in our universe shows that to be a lie.

Meh, fuck canon. It’s all fiction, who cares what Disney says is the ‘real’ fiction vs not?

That universe can house some incredibly good or incredibly stupid content - no reason to judge the good by the existence of the stupid. Same applies to the universe we live in, tbh.

They can do good work: Rogue One and Andor were fucking fantastic.

…but yeah the odds aren’t great when you consider everything else.

Did god not have the power to give us free will without also giving us evil?

• Had the power but opted not to: god is himself some part evil

• Didn’t have the power, did the best he could with the tools he had: god is not omnipotent.

Pick one.

…idk, that one guy kinda killed it for me.

Why is my hair so long in these portrayals?

Throwing some support in for Nightwish. They’ve some good shit.

My wife, and a personal code of ethics.

Everything else lands somewhere between “trust but verify” and “it/they will kill me and everything I love the second I let my guard down”.

I use duck duck go, it does the trick 99% of the time, especially if you use extensions to remove specified websites - like Pinterest - from the results.

But sleep is the best part of this dumpster-fire of a reality.

Any song that just repeats the same shit on loop for the entire duration.

For example “Say” by John Mayer just says “say what you need to say” 42 times then it doesn’t even have an actual ending, just fades out. It’s definitely not the only song that follows this model.

Music by nature has some degree of repetition, but jfc make more than just two measures before you publish it as a song.

If we’re going full sci-fi, I want to fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow, then go STRAIGHT to REM. …and actually stay asleep long enough for any of that to mean jack.

Quick! Someone crosspost this to !memes@lemmy.world