Ah yes. You are also a racist. Right on brand.

And here it is… what four hours out. I keep forgetting you exist. Yet I’m still living rent free in your tiny little brain.

Borat: “yOu’rE iNsAnE” Also Borat: “I can smell you tho”

You’re following me over from an article where YOU MISREAD how I was shocked to see Russia fucking their nation over instead of the US. And then you turned into a weird little Pro Russian cunt.

I think the psychosis is more on your end, Borat.

Are you seriously following me from a Nigerian article where I was shocked the US didn’t fuck their government up?

Boy, you are fucking SAD.

… can there not be one single good intention ever?! ffffffff

How much glue did someone huff before making this?

I second this app. Really saved me a few times at the grocer.

I’m agnostic but read somewhere that maybe water is god.

https://medium.com/@fadi.arab/water-is-god-4320f558db05

This is also me. If there’s an afterlife, I’m spending it beating “god’s” ass.

A black card I never have to worry about paying back

Oh hey. Can I join this bullshit party? Fuck boomers.

edit: lol at the downvote. how did grandpa figure out alt socials?

Exactly what my depression era grandma says of them.

What about trans women?

Well I wish you’d have a chat with all my college buddies from Columbia because I had to unfollow their asses after their long winded screed about boycotting long enough.

My gay friends are all like “Oh boy I can’t wait to eat at Chic Fil E”, my Latina friends are all like… “I have a last mine Quince coming up… I have to get a dress. Gonna shop Amazon”, and my black friends are like “I’ve boycotted long enough. Going to shop at Target.”

We definitely deserve what we get, here. We realllly do.

In the Los Angeles Mexican community no one is fucking aware. In the Chicago black community no one is fucking aware. I’m sick of the people in this shit hole. They are happy as long as they have their bread and circus, no matter what.

Douchbag microwave

When Spez went full cunt. To be fair, I was an IRC nerd to start off though.

But it is…

Exactly