So glad only a cricket was there to hear it.

ℜ = lemming
ℑ = partner

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It happened closer to the construction of the Great Pyramids than to today.

I hate Elvis
No such thing as bad publicity, I guess. I mean, what are they going to do, shoot him?

These days, the “suggested searches” are ads in the shape of searches of companies or products, many of which nobody ever heard of. Gone are the days of the genuine “other people searched for this.” It was only a matter of time, I guess.