Go for it! I stole this anyway.

“Are you sure you don’t want to go by ‘Rich’ or ‘Richie’ instead?”

“Yeah, I’m sure.”

I looked all over for that logo first too. It’s definitely the same style of humor.

drive me insane

Yours is troubling

That’s Blind Jerry for ya. Anything you hand him gets shaped into the millennium falcon.

I’m trying to book a reservation at the resort, and the only length of time I can select is “indefinite”. That’s weird, right?

I had them! Hurt myself plenty…

The Bull Moose!

I hope you’re frequently making jokes about how you’re into older women.

As long as there’s one person older than me, I’m still young.

My immediate assumption is that lobsters are for dudes, but I’m not sure why. I guess because they look taller and less curvy?

Done!

Thanks. I always try to do both, because I know most won’t want to click off site and are happy to just chuckle at a screenshot, but a lot of people will always want the link.

Some more good ones:

Maybe if you’re mostly German, you learn to avoid wild hand gestures from a young age. Just to be safe, you know?