When it’s almost time for them to switch from a preferred to a less/non-preferred activity, asking them “Do you wanna quit/start now, or in 5 minutes?” makes it feel like it’s their choice

Sorry that I implied (twice) that your question sucks 😅 I enjoyed it and the responses it garnered

Neat answer! Should the question then be, how do you think you are doing? (Rather than “we”). I think I’m doing pretty okay on most of it- like a C+ maybe, or a B- lol

I thought OP was going to ask “what do you think the metric is?”- I feel like that’s a more fun question. What do you think the metric would/could be?

Texts from the gym- cardio day for her while I worked chest

Thank you!

I think this must be what I’m remembering out of context. That’s from the letter he wrote in jail, right?

The movement he championed certainly benefited from violent factions regardless of how he personally felt about it, so there’s that at least. I wonder if he ever admitted that?

Lol I’m definitely using this one

Hahaha

Haha imagine if we crossed paths

I’m curious where you’d go with one of my favorites: “my brother legally changed his name to Wayne Gretzky to help me pick up chicks”

I would lie about having a degree and try to land a job that won’t verify it

Lmao, that’s a good one! I used to love going to Petco so I could loudly read the big sign “Wow, over one thousand-thousand animals saved!” (It said 1,000,000)

One of my hobbies is saying some absolute bullshit as I walk past strangers, in such a way that they overhear it and think its authentic

For example, while walking around a famously historic lake, I said to my partner, as we passed another couple, “Did you know they just dug this lake last week?”

I use transcribro daily, and it consistently surprises me with its accuracy; I had to say “OIC,” and I thought for sure it was gonna interpret it as “Oh, I see,” but it got it right!

Edit: I just tried FUTO though and I think I already like it better lol

Lol, I’m sober now for good reason ☺

I had just come home from a party at a neighbors apartment, on a mix of xanax, coke, weed, and alcohol- not blacked out, but close to the most fucked up I’ve ever been.

I laid down on the couch, and my roommate, who was apparently trying to talk to me, said “you’re pretty faded, huh”. Without responding verbally, I looked at her as I slowly and deliberately pushed a pile of her stuff off the edge of the couch with my feet, which made a loud crash on the floor. After a moment of stunned silence, staring back at me, she just goes “… okay”

It didn’t click for me until the next day, and I was so embarrassed

Lmao, what?

A similar debate with my partner is how I’m found out I’m colorblind lol