Aye, oh, lass. Aye, oh.

Choose your own adventure was great.

My own personal audit found: no shit Sherlock

But is it as good a Vesa Local Bus?

Wheeeeeeeere’s the beef?

Do you have the proper incantations and some candles as well? Don’t go into it unprepared.

If it resists, will they throw it to the ground and keep smashing it with a baton until they can get the arms into handcuffs?

I feel the heads of development at Taco Bell attended this fare and took it very seriously.

Put the heavy part at the top and make sure the base is fairly narrow. It won’t fall down. It won’t fall down!

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Yes, your right. I skipped the Harambee massacre completely! I wanted to ensure it was TLDR but that would have been disastrous.

In 2015, you move into monkey Cleveland steamer territory. Monkeys are real fans of all things poop so you name it mon-scat-to (pulling some of the weed/fertilizer business by confused farmers), but you still keep it a mail order business for a short while. Then, you convert to digital and rename it Turdflix.

That was a close one. Good call. 🤙

TLDR: build a time machine and invest everything you can into Microsoft in 1993. Then, start a first rate dildo mail order service. Call it Dil-post. By the 2000’s you’ll be perfectly positioned to take the place of Amazon, but your sights are higher. You will start sending free DVDs of gorilla bdsm with every dildo order. This takes off and you start your own gorilla DVD vending machine side business. It’ll be called Go-spank. When 2008 crash hits, you are completely isolated in your tower of dildo/gorilla money. Fast forward to 2026, you can now afford 32gb of the DDR you seek. Cha-ching brother, you made it.

All this fish-on-fish violence has me craving some Long John Silvers.

What country you from?

Do an Indiana Jones spoof but with Duke Nukem humor. Action adventure with many puzzles mixed in.

Hell, a big enough chunk of any material from the periodic table will do a person in if it’s thrown hard enough.

Who’s going to start the YouTube channel for it called “Kennit?” where you see just what you can use it to do? First episode should be as an oar.

I think infidelity varies, but one thing doesn’t: people who cheat and have zero remorse are not trustworthy.

You may have had a crush, but it sounds like you got lucky by missing out.

This man is my kin. I have lots of random stuff I’ve hung onto. Then again, it’s also why I can fabricate all manner of fix for a random problem.