WITH nail polish

Not personally, no.

Big fan of his work, though.

jubilant Mark Wahlberg orgasm noises

It may well be, lemme check…

Yup! You’re right. Gonna fix that lol

🎵 to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything, all at once🎵

I’m not a plumber, ask me nothing.

Whoa! Black kitty, bam-alam!

Dammit! I keep losing at chess without even playing!

Oh well, it could be worse: I could be playing chess 🤷

It isn’t, no. Windows PC games almost universally have the Xbox button names by default (because Microsoft), and I’m not sure, but I think that Nintendo systems have the same ones but placed differently?

Either way, the PlayStation ones are not the universal default by any stretch of the imagination.

when they do shit like make R2 the sprint button

You’re thinking of opera. Orgasm is the involuntary twitching of a muscle

“Can I have the noodles with no testicle, please?”

waiter, under their breath “fucking tourist prudes”

So no new drawbacks, then? Sweet!

Master poet level fluency in all languages

Username checks out 😄

Maybe their spelling is what they need help with 🤔

…and that’s why you’re not allowed on the playground anymore.

“Fair enough” - Allies

Fuck people

I use it on my laptop. I like it a lot so far, but a BUNCH more testing of gaming etc will be needed before I’ll take the plunge and install it on my desktop.