Let him go, he’s not even my real ladder

I won’t cry in front of you because

Dammit! I missed the window for the original meme by two days!

Oh well, at least there’s still plenty of time to prepare for the twenty first night of September 🤷

Here you go!

Also:

More like “boss makes a $20, I make a dime” now, though…

Sean Bean voice Little Bustard

Depends on your deep frying equipment.

3 minutes and 51 seconds. That’s less time than it takes to listen to the hit Madonna song “4 Minutes.”

Unless we’re talking the radio edit, of course. Otherwise, four minutes is also less time than 4 Minutes.

As a middle kid, I like to say that my older brother was the rough draft, I was the intended product, and my younger brother was the sad leftovers 😁

Got mental illness from my mom’s side, short legs and heart disease from my dad’s.

The doctor delivering me:

In fact, the silly is more or less NECESSARY to retain the mental health and well-being necessary for the wise…

I’m actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷

Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks

All the best tales of escape from oppression include the phrase “Now, back to my anal cavity…” 😄

being lazy is my greatest strength

If you mean that you make sure to get it right the first time to avoid unnecessary extra work down the line, I can actually see that working 😁

CEO schedule:

9 AM - Meetings (optional)
11 AM - Tax deductible “business” lunch
1 PM - Meetings (optional)
6 PM - Tax deductible “business” dinner

Throughout: callousness, greed, and maybe some light treason

I did nazi this coming Anne Frankly I’m delighted 😁