Maybe they’re just embarrassed about how much faster than them you are?

Given that it’s Boston Dynamics, these are likely to be cop bots, making the reality even WORSE than OP’s dystopian scenario 😬

Except for billionaires, who drink only the finest dodo feces.

Coming to Bravo this fall!

That’s like saying algebra is just spelling with a twist 😄

He can count just fine, though. It’s multiplication he has trouble with 🤷

Much worse baby shower gift idea: show up 20 minutes after the agreed time with a coat hanger and apologize for being late

Hooray! I was getting worried that ANY of the components of my desktop PC would be affordable to replace when it becomes necessary! 🤦🤬

Very.

That’s good until you realize that it’s a very bad sign that Photoshop is now capable of happiness 😬🤔

Marks Customers can have a little bit of cancer, as a treat.

“Operated by Stagecooch” 😄

Except the whole bacon obsession started as a viral ad campaign by US pork producers way back in the 90s if not the 80s, so that part’s a Gen X thing too.

I’m pretty sure that’s stage 14

Also stage one: selling said merch at your husband’s funeral.

Po-TAY-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

WITH nail polish

Not personally, no.

Big fan of his work, though.