A few bags?

Ignore the engagement-bait brainrot-voice.

No thanks, but thanks for the warning to not watch.

gothub

I read that as “gothhub” at first 😄

I think you’re the greatest, but my dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense.

You are Kareem! I’ve seen you play. My dad’s got season tickets.

Wait a minute. I know you! You’re Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!

Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

There’s just no stopping in the left lane

The left lane has ALWAYS been for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only!

The left lane is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.

…an elf?

60% of the time, it works every time.

Bareassteam Bears*

Since day 1:

certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Can’t survive, let alone pursue happiness, without healthcare and can’t have liberty without either.

mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government

You are here.

Source: transcription of the US Declaration of Independence

Sometimes. At other times, it’s a downright debilitating demotivator.

That good, huh? 😛

“I never did it as any kind of thing to help my business or anything like that. It was just plain madness. You need that in the world,”

Sounds like my kind of guy! 🫡❤️

Greek dudes who have had a shitload of retsina? 🤷

Or that of Karl, whomever the fuck that is 🤷

(It’s called Karlsvognen here in Denmark, which means Karl’s wagon)

More like em-bear-assing yourself while deep in the Retsina…