“Can I have the noodles with no testicle, please?”

waiter, under their breath “fucking tourist prudes”

So no new drawbacks, then? Sweet!

Master poet level fluency in all languages

Username checks out 😄

Maybe their spelling is what they need help with 🤔

…and that’s why you’re not allowed on the playground anymore.

“Fair enough” - Allies

Fuck people

I use it on my laptop. I like it a lot so far, but a BUNCH more testing of gaming etc will be needed before I’ll take the plunge and install it on my desktop.

Did you at least get to meet Rincewind, Two Flower, and Cohen the Barbarian?

What about a trackball mouse?

Would still need to be on a flat surface, so the poor ergonomics problem would still persist

It won’t be perfect or good for precision mouse stuff

See, the problem is that the precision is essential.

Have you tried playing We Are Football with an otherwise excellent controller with hall effect sticks and everything, with the Steam input settings on the most mouselike possible?

It’s like trying to type with winter gloves on: possible to do if absolutely necessary, but it’s going to be a very slow and frustrating experience with a lot of missing.

My use case is playing games like We Are Football 2024, the Football Manager games and others where a regular controller isn’t precise enough from the couch, since I use my TV as a monitor and how low my coffee table is makes using a mouse awkward and ergonomically awful lol

Because I’m poor, currently spending a lot on my weight loss/general health improvement project, and already having a great controller for games with regular controller support (Razer Wolverine V3 Pro) makes it harder for me to justify spending a lot on one only for games that would otherwise require a mouse 😁

Please let it be good for replacing a mouse and also halfway affordable!

Here you go

You should stick to designing coasts.

Unlike your award winning fjords, your sealioning is tiresome and unoriginal.

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Probably because some trans women have beards and the kind of person who would think that trans inclusiveness is a special Lemmy thing is often also the kind of person who doesn’t bother to learn that sex, gender, and gender expression are different things and suspects that ignorance in jokes from a time where that ignorance was the norm to the point of being near-absolute is SUPER triggering to rational non-bigots? 🤷