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Gives me fond memories of the early days when Google maps would tell you to jet ski across the South China Sea from the Philippines to Vietnam or kayak across the Pacific Ocean from California to Hawaii 😄

This is the Superwaffle Debacle all over again!

flips syrup table and leaves

Because spheres make the calculations easier.

I suspect that they mean specifically paintings, rather than all art.

Still quite a bit weird, but not as bizarre as your interpretation would suggest 🤷🏻

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Preposterous! 😛

If it was anyone but Moe, I’d adopt that headcannon, but he’d NEVER lol

in the US

don’t have to deal with (…) neighbors that are crazy unstable

On a scale from Bud Light Lime to Everclear, how drunk are you on American garbage alcohol right now? 🙄

I’m not in missile range of anything since the 60’s

Fun fact: in 2026 you’re thousands of times more likely to be killed by a bullet from a handgun in the US than by a missile in any other European country than Ukraine.

Just saying that you’re full of shit. Because you obviously are.

Actually, you’re thinking of the charge of the light brigade, a military action best known for being the inspiration for a poem that in turn inspired a classic Iron Maiden banger

“Sam of Team Starling” sounds less like someone who works for a bank and more like a DC Comics sidekick 😄

Quitters!

Don’t forget Mel Gibson.

Afaik, he used to be pretty much universally beloved until people found out what a heinous bigot he is from that leaked voice message to his ex wife…

¿Soy lent?

I TOTALLY thought that you were saying that you prefer a camera suitable for video gaming for your chicken monitoring and was VERY confused for longer than I care to admit 😄

weather and other insults

I was in a band by that name. We very very big in Scotland, Scandinavia, and Nebraska.

Chrissy Chlapecka truly continues to gag me. Like her cunt level is just so powerful.

She started off with Brat, which was admittedly a studio space and a dream, and still ate down

This amount of slang that I’m unfamiliar with if not downright confused by in just a few sentences makes me feel very old, white, and cishet 😬😄

(I like it, though, in case that wasn’t clear)

the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords

I mean, isn’t that how they already read ALL names? 🤷