In fact, the silly is more or less NECESSARY to retain the mental health and well-being necessary for the wise…

I’m actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷

Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks

All the best tales of escape from oppression include the phrase “Now, back to my anal cavity…” 😄

being lazy is my greatest strength

If you mean that you make sure to get it right the first time to avoid unnecessary extra work down the line, I can actually see that working 😁

CEO schedule:

9 AM - Meetings (optional)
11 AM - Tax deductible “business” lunch
1 PM - Meetings (optional)
6 PM - Tax deductible “business” dinner

Throughout: callousness, greed, and maybe some light treason

I did nazi this coming Anne Frankly I’m delighted 😁

Fun fact: those are the wrong way up

And then you need hyena water to deal with the dog water

Which is of course itself an example of how effective the “propaganda only works on stupid people” messaging is at isolating victims of misinformation from any arguments pointing out misinformation.

It’s maddening, and the only remedy is more effective messaging about verifiably true information.

Which is in turn made more difficult by the truth tending to be much more complicated than plausible lies made into slogans and sound bites.

Example:

“Transfer municipal funds to other professionals better equipped to handle certain tasks in an effective and nonlethal manner than police officers are” is much more unambiguous about what most people want than “defund the police”, but good luck fitting that on a sign or getting to say that on the news before being interrupted!

Being dumb or not is completely irrelevant here

Especially when you factor in that propaganda is much more effective than most people are aware of/willing to admit.

You don’t have to be an idiot or insane to be fooled by effective messaging and messaging doesn’t have to make sense in order to be effective.

Otherwise, the fascist Republican party would have no chance of getting CLOSE to winning any major elections, let alone the presidency.

Yes, if we just keep awarding their willful ineptitude with blind loyalty and unquestioning obedience for a couple more decades, they’re SURE to move the bar higher than “mostly not quite as awful as the alternative” of their own volition!

Travel to all of the Wendies to find DaddyDoLittle?

Who even wears a jacket without a shirt underneath

Dastardly rapscallions, I bet!

Alan: Cumming

Commies. Aren’t people hard?

Just hope that there’s no cubists or surrealists at the party…

you don’t look at comedians and accuse them of lying

Reasonable people don’t. Hasan Minhaj got semi-cancelled for a while for including inaccurate details in jokes about his life 🤦

You WERE put on a plate, though?

I don’t know, probably?

I’ve just seen enough Alien movies and other pop culture references to be wary of anything combining faces and hugging 😉