Yeah, just use your pet space deity to store all your things in hyperspace!

As a matter of fact, I take it very personaly. Making it near useless is one of my long-term goals, even if only localy.

That character at the end looks like an ass to me.

I think she said: “You ass”

You mean I will die early? Nice!

I’m not talking about Tinder, I’m talking about Lemmy NSFW, so I just keep scrolling down.

They get more plump around 26, at 20, they have baby face, and are almost bones. At 26, they have a middle build. After that, they get depressed or something, and tend to be less fun. Just my opinion imho. Even if she is attractive, her personality just ruins it.

I improved drasticaly, thanks to work torture, I’m toned as fuck.

Think that’s because we don’t really get much of a choice, as the women tend to marry early, and not fuck around too much, leaving us only with the women who…aren’t into anything, or are much younger.

Wait, you would not date me? Really? What do they got, that I don’t?!?

(I don’t actually want to date a guy, just jealous)

If I see “College” or “18” in a certain place, I swipe, I don’t even look.

Eww, I really don’t want someone fresh out of high school. What are they going to do with some school girl?

So it’s rubber band AI logic? Eh, just speed up slowly, and make sharp turns.

People do live in third world countries, you know?

Glad we already implying that the patients just aren’t therapying hard enough.

The healthcare is getting stoned, isn’t it?

Got it for free, it comes down to “you don’t look depressed”.

No shit, I thought you would help!

So they told her I look depressed. I was not depressed, just literaly grieving.

Got some perspective on things, was still on my own.

Guess what: you need an actual neurologist to help treat your brain disorder, not someone to tell you the obvious.

No, there is only 2 r’s in Strawbery.

Ah yes, the all knowing, 30 year old wizard.

That means you are supposed to know everything there is to know, without being taught it.

We are working on it, sir!

2026 is gonna be MY year!