“The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy. “

You weren’t expecting any time to do actual work do you? I once worked with a guy who was in so many teams simultaneously that he spent more then half his day in stand ups.

For me it all started going down hill when they introduced the ribbon.

That’s human output surely?

Did the American technology giants think they had the monopoly on capturing human input too?

Ah awesome, I was only thinking about you both the other evening and wondered how you were doing.

I hope everything is going well so far.

Ah you pussies. Come on, show them you’re serious. Go dark again. Show them you really mean it and do the rest of the territories too. Forever.

How do you work out your Texas age?